the beep op the alarm rings into my dream.. 4:30am, holy hell i have only been asleep for 3hrs, how am i going to do this... note to self, if you get up now, i promise you can sleep this afternoon. get up, get up, GET UP! , i roll out of bed, my eye lids are glued shut. i peer them open and look in the mirror, there is no rational explanation as to why i do this... i have been doing it for a year and a bit.
Turns out, i got out the wrong side of the bed this morning..
i wanted to physically move a Audi this morning...... to the parking bay next door, i am fuming , shit, it's just before 5am how do you fume at this time of the morning. i park here! should i pee here so you can park next door , how do you mark a parking bay , short of spray painting your name on the tar!
the gym management ( or mismanagement as i prefer to call them) forgot that people that are physically active at 5 am , prefer to have cold water from the water cooler , instead of i don't know... WARM WATER!. the conversation went something like this:
" excuse me , the water in the cooler is warm"
the most intelligent answer he could come up with " eish"
oh happy days
" what should i do ?"
" eish , i don't know" .. a hour later I realised, i should have stayed in bed.
I am not a morning person, i stumble back home, very grumpy and exhausted ,determined to get back in bed and get out the other side, to find my furry 4 leg in the kitchen, hey, mommy she purrs.....
the grumpiness seep from me, she rubs her head against me and i realise the day has just gotten off to a great start.
Puuurrrrrrrrfffect
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